Hey everyone! I'm currently in the clutches of a particularly nasty cold (I'm to the giant coughs, phlegm, and constant congestion stage, yay), which is mighty unfortunate because my school is hosting it's giant career fair today. I worry about my prospects of finagling a job interview when my introductions go like this: "Hi, my name is Jacquelyn and I'm AHHEAHEH-HREEEEEEECHHH-HKKKKKKKREEEEH! a senior English major who *sniffle sniffle wheeze* is looking for HUUUUUUUUUUHHHHEEEKKKK- HHHHHREEEEUUCHHHH- HAAAAACHHH-ew gawd phlegm!"

Oh cruel world, why must thou hate me so?

In other news, ~Dumpysaurus, *booker, *sfemonster, and a boatload of other folks are doing this, so I thought I'd hop on the bandwagon. I wish I knew the source of that expression. I don't expect a huge response to this, but I thought I'd put it up anyway. As such (HACK COUGH UGH!), here we go:

Rules:
Ask a question to any of my characters (any of them. You cannot get too obscure.), and they'll answer you! Keep in mind that some of them are little bastards and might not answer your question the way you would like. I will try to answer everybody. Sound like fun? Let's go!